Old long forgotten City songs

[Zabbasbeard]

‘You’ve lost that Terry Phelan, woah that Terry Phelan. You’ve lost that Terry Phelan, now it’s Vonk, Vonk, Vonk…’

I sang that to Terry Phelan a few seasons back, he was in front of me getting into the stadium… he was NOT happy.

He HATES it with a passion.

 

[TShed]

I reenergised this thread as I was trying to remember a classic Rag song as I wasn’t sure of the exact words anymore

They say that Old Trafford is a wonderful place
But the team that plays there is a fucking dusgrace
They have fullbacks and half backs and forwards too
With their hands down their pants they have fuck all to do

The stretford end sing and the stretford end shout
But the songs that they sing they know fuck all about
Now we all agree where these bastards should be
And that’s shovelling shit on the isle of capri

 

[TShed]

We’ve got
Willie Willie Willie Willie Morgan
Bumming Best Bumming Best

(Repeat)


Willie. Willie Morgan
Willie Morgan bumming Best

 

[TShed]

Shoot the Bastard

 

[TShed]

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
Joe Mercer made them all

He gave us Colin Bell
He gave us Francis Lee
He gave us Tony Coleman and
Sha La Summerbee

 

[TShed]

We had joy we had fun
We had United on the run
But the joy didn’t last
Coz the bastards ran too fast

If your standing
On a corner
With a red scarf round your neck
City boys will come and get you
And we’ll break your fucking neck

 

[TShed]

If your going in the Stretford clap your hands
If your going in the Stretford clap your hands
If your going in the Stretford going in the Stretford
Going in the Stretford clap your hands

If your going to kill a red clap your hands
Etc etc etc

 

[TShed]

I was walking through the North Stand one fine day
When the boys in blue came out to play
The sky was clear and sun was bright
It was a great day to fight

So we looked in the Kippax just to see
Cockneys (or Red shite) coming in three by three
Boots and braces half an wide
All those red shites they died

Then we walked round Maine Road
Swinging our chains
Some laid dead some laid slane
Some tried to run
But they didn’t get away

So we called it the red shite d day

Well a bow legged chicken
And a knock kneed hen
We haven’t had a scrap
Since we don’t know when

We don’t give a fuck
Coz we’re all pissed up
MCFC Ok

 

[KingBilly]

When the red red robin
Goes bob bob bobbin
Along
Shoot the bastard

 

[KingBilly]

Oh they run and they jump and they fall
Two scousers got killed in Cornwall
We thank the Scotsmen who made it come true
Oh what a pity they only killed two
So we’re saying goodbye to them all
Bill shankley bob paisley and all
If you see any scouse shit
Well Fuckinel boot it
Come on you blues
Fuckem all
Fuckem all