old skool chants

[tommyducks]

(To Everton, especially when the toffee girl used to come round)

You can stick your fuckin toffees up your arse...

At West Ham

You can stick your fuckin bubbles up your arse

 

[wrongun73]

BANANAS,BANANAS, BANANAS, etc

 

[Didsbury Dave]

(To Everton, especially when the toffee girl used to come round)

You can stick your fuckin toffees up your arse...

At West Ham

You can stick your fuckin bubbles up your arse

At Blackpool, it was the tower which we suggested is used for anal satisfaction.

At Wembley in 99, it was the treble.

Any more for any more?

 

[blue 1992]

if i had the a*se of a camel,
and the wings of a crow,
i'd fly over old trafford tomorrow,
and i'd sh*t on all the b*stards below.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

if i had the a*se of a camel,
and the wings of a crow,
i'd fly over old trafford tomorrow,
and i'd sh*t on all the b*stards below.

Wasn't it

If I had the wings of an angel
the shitty black arse of a crow

 

[lancs blue]

You can't read and you can't write but that don't really matter
Cos you're a Norwich City fan and you can drive a tractor.

 

[blue 1992]

if i had the a*se of a camel,
and the wings of a crow,
i'd fly over old trafford tomorrow,
and i'd sh*t on all the b*stards below.

Wasn't it

If I had the wings of an angel
the shitty black arse of a crow

might have been, don't know.

 

[der-bomber]

If you've shagged Southalls wife clap yer hands.....

Around the time Nevs missus was putting it about a bit (allegedly), think Shilton got the same treatment as well....

 

[tommyducks]

Ryan Giggs is illegitimate etc

 

[Cheltblue]

aye, aye, aye aye
Atkinson's riddled with herpes
Martin Edwards has got Aids
And so has that twat, Matt Busby

I always thought it was VD instead of Aids?

I don't think either were ever proved.

Yeh but it was never disproved so its ok to sing either!!!