old skool chants

[BlueMo']

Denis Tueart king of all geordies

 

[loffers]

There's a hole in your Heart dear Asa dear Asa
there's a whole in your heart dear Asa a hole

 

[Numptyed]

if i had the a*se of a camel,
and the wings of a crow,
i'd fly over old trafford tomorrow,
and i'd sh*t on all the b*stards below.

its if i had the wings of an eagle
if i had the arse of a crow
i,d fly over old trafford tomorrow and shit on the bastards below below and shit on the bastards below .

i thought it was wings of a sparrow if i had the arse of a crow tbh lol

That's how i remember it too.

Not much shit in a crows arse though is there.

 

[loffers]

Not much shit in a crows arse though is there.

well most of them dont stand up to scrutiny do they?

 

[bumbleblue]

Number 1 is colin bell
number 2 is colin bell
number 3 is colin bell etc fan fucking tastic !!

 

[lancs blue]

Number 1 is colin bell
number 2 is colin bell
number 3 is colin bell etc fan fucking tastic !!

I never liked that version because the original went through the entire 1969 Cup winning side (tune - Yellow Submarine)

"Number 1 was Harry Dowd, Number 2 was Tony Book..." finishing "we all piss in a red and white pot, a red and white pot..."

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

Helen is a big fat football hooligan.

or

he's here he's there he's every f...... where Tommy Booth, Tommy Booth

or to (Liverpool)

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums.

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

Helen is a big fat football hooligan.

or

he's here he's there he's every f...... where Tommy Booth, Tommy Booth

or to (Liverpool)

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums.

Next verse is:-

Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
you can't get a job cos you're too f*cking thick
In your Liverpool slums

 

[Corky]

Helen is a big fat football hooligan.

or

he's here he's there he's every f...... where Tommy Booth, Tommy Booth

or to (Liverpool)

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums.

Next verse is:-

Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
you can't get a job cos you're too f*cking thick
In your Liverpool slums

Nick nack paddy wack next?

 

[warpig]

Helen is a big fat football hooligan.

or

he's here he's there he's every f...... where Tommy Booth, Tommy Booth

or to (Liverpool)

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums.

Next verse is:-

Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
you can't get a job cos you're too f*cking thick
In your Liverpool slums

u speak with an accent exceedingly rare
u all wear pink shellsuits and have curly hairy....