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[simonk]

its not up there with some of these, but I did convince a girl on the beach at Faliraki that Id had a vasectomy so I could do her bareback. She believed me - which was some doing as I was 21 at the time.
I may have offspring in Sunderland, as I was super fertile back in the day.

A mates girlfriend - went twos up on her, until he arrived unexpectedly and it ended up me swinging at him. Not my finest moment - or hers either to be honest.

Ive had class As up my arse and the packaging split, but had them anyway.

Thats the stuff I dont mind sharing. There are one or twoo others that Ive surpressed

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

A mates girlfriend - went twos up on her, until he arrived unexpectedly and it ended up me swinging at him.

I'd swing for my mate too if we were smashing his bird and he "arrived unexpectedly" all over me.