One for all you Wayne Rooney fans.....:-)

“The Bike we have designed takes its inspiration from the celebration of my overhead kick against Manchester City last season. The goal has been described by others as being of the highest quality, technical excellence, powerful and beautiful. I hope you will agree that the bike is all of this and more", Wayne Rooney lies.

edited for accuracy!
 
i know it's very wrong to wish death on somebody but i'm struggling not to in all honesty.

so glad we never signed the utter ****. i was 100% behind england last night but i won't be when he plays.
 
To be fair it say's every penny of the sale goes to needy kid's I hope some Singapore businessmen get into a bidding war over it.........Designed by Rooney himself though HaHa, bollox.
 
the bike shown in the pic is without the 'special kit' Rooney was sou proud to add.

It's missing;

It's original purple rinse colour
Mutli coloured stripe stockings that cover the forks/shocks
Ginger velcro on the petrol tank.
 
Celebrates his goal against us, the best goal... Powerful,etc.... Yadda yadda Garda,...


Fuck straight off.
 
"Designed by world-famous footballer Wayne Rooney"

I would ask to what extent Wayne Rooney's motorbike engineering knowledge were utilized in the concept and design of this bike or it's artwork.
Indeed i would ask to see the design concepts he made be it cad or just using a pencil and paper.

My personal opinion is it is likely old Lauge is telling some porkies.

It does after all specifically say "Designed by world-famous footballer Wayne Rooney".
The trade descriptions 1968 would make a considerable hammer in court with this one.

That said the cause is noble.
 
I find the 'designed by Wayne Rooney' bit very worrying.....What, as mentioned before, are his engineering credentials? Did he once build his own stunt scooter, then a BMX, then move on to motorbikes? What next for this self-taught engineer, maybe an extension of Old Trafford to cope with their ever expanding fan base?
 
It was voted best of the 2012 season....? Erm was last season I'm afraid.....


And just goes to show how deluded united fans are if that is the best goal
 
Fuck Rooney and fuck his bike he is a horrible, horrible ****.
Using charities to clean up your image with such a vanity project shows that even more. Look at Drogba got £3 mil from Pepsi and he went and built schools and hospitals and never said a word. It was only when other players and people around the project started mentioning that he gives away ALL his endorsement money people started realising how charitable he is. Not mister fucking Wayne me and my football mates give money in public with cameras and a PR company around us. I hate people like that and the fact its Rooney makes me hate him more.

I was glad he never played yesterday wouldnt give a shit if he was dropped forever to be honest.
 
I got my hands on the original design.

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didactic said:
Fuck Rooney and fuck his bike he is a horrible, horrible ****.
Using charities to clean up your image with such a vanity project shows that even more. Look at Drogba got £3 mil from Pepsi and he went and built schools and hospitals and never said a word. It was only when other players and people around the project started mentioning that he gives away ALL his endorsement money people started realising how charitable he is. Not mister fucking Wayne me and my football mates give money in public with cameras and a PR company around us. I hate people like that and the fact its Rooney makes me hate him more.

I was glad he never played yesterday wouldnt give a shit if he was dropped forever to be honest.
Click to expand...

So basically black footballers raising money for charity = good.
White footballers raising money for charity = bad.
How on earth did we resolve such complex ethical and moral issues without you?
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
didactic said:
Fuck Rooney and fuck his bike he is a horrible, horrible ****.
Using charities to clean up your image with such a vanity project shows that even more. Look at Drogba got £3 mil from Pepsi and he went and built schools and hospitals and never said a word. It was only when other players and people around the project started mentioning that he gives away ALL his endorsement money people started realising how charitable he is. Not mister fucking Wayne me and my football mates give money in public with cameras and a PR company around us. I hate people like that and the fact its Rooney makes me hate him more.

I was glad he never played yesterday wouldnt give a shit if he was dropped forever to be honest.
Click to expand...

So basically black footballers raising money for charity = good.
White footballers raising money for charity = bad.
How on earth did we resolve such complex ethical and moral issues without you?
Click to expand...

I can see this post being swerved, reported or cried over by a certain poster.
 
Feed-The-Goat said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
didactic said:
Fuck Rooney and fuck his bike he is a horrible, horrible ****.
Using charities to clean up your image with such a vanity project shows that even more. Look at Drogba got £3 mil from Pepsi and he went and built schools and hospitals and never said a word. It was only when other players and people around the project started mentioning that he gives away ALL his endorsement money people started realising how charitable he is. Not mister fucking Wayne me and my football mates give money in public with cameras and a PR company around us. I hate people like that and the fact its Rooney makes me hate him more.

I was glad he never played yesterday wouldnt give a shit if he was dropped forever to be honest.
Click to expand...

So basically black footballers raising money for charity = good.
White footballers raising money for charity = bad.
How on earth did we resolve such complex ethical and moral issues without you?
Click to expand...

I can see this post being swerved, reported or cried over by a certain poster.
Click to expand...

My money is on all three,although not necessarily in that order.
 
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