One Night Stands

[Pelly Greeny]

Had quite a few over the years. Most were fine, some were memorable for the wrong reasons.

Worst one was a scouser I ended up with in a B&B in Blackpool.

We'd been doing some, as the swimming pool sign says, heavy petting in the club and she'd made it obvious what she wanted. Went back to my room. After we'd stripped off and got into bed she grabbed my head and pushed it between her legs, after a minute or so she pulled it to one side and sort of rested it on her inner thigh. She slid over onto her hip, stuck her arse over the edge of the bed and let one rip.

She uttered the immortal words 'Better out than in' and slid herself back and pushed my head back. 'Didn't want that in your face did you? she quite rightly I must add, said.

Needless to say after that I really wasn't in the mood.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sounds like the wife...

 

[Tbilisi]

Sounds like the wife...

I thought that....

 

[rushts]

Too many unfortunately.

The one who liked to do it whilst playing an old Kenny Rodgers tape was one of the weirdest.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Ladies don't have one night stands, it's just the first night of a meaningful relationship which just might only last one night ;)

 

[stony]

Had quite a few over the years. Most were fine, some were memorable for the wrong reasons.

Worst one was a scouser I ended up with in a B&B in Blackpool.

We'd been doing some, as the swimming pool sign says, heavy petting in the club and she'd made it obvious what she wanted. Went back to my room. After we'd stripped off and got into bed she grabbed my head and pushed it between her legs, after a minute or so she pulled it to one side and sort of rested it on her inner thigh. She slid over onto her hip, stuck her arse over the edge of the bed and let one rip.

She uttered the immortal words 'Better out than in' and slid herself back and pushed my head back. 'Didn't want that in your face did you? she quite rightly I must add, said.

Needless to say after that I really wasn't in the mood.

Dirty fucker. You're a braver man than me, I wouldn't dream of plating a girl I'd only just met. She could have been fucking riddled.

 

[DelToro]

Ladies don't have one night stands, it's just the first night of a meaningful relationship which just might only last one night ;)

Go on then.

Tell us about your meaningful relationships.

 

[mancityvstoke]

plating........LOL

 

[rushts]

Ladies don't have one night stands, it's just the first night of a meaningful relationship which just might only last one night ;)

You didn't like Kenny Rodgers in the 90's did you?

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Ladies don't have one night stands, it's just the first night of a meaningful relationship which just might only last one night ;)

Go on then.

Tell us about your meaningful relationships.

All of them???

Lol my mate has just popped to the offie I don't have time ;)

 

[Pelly Greeny]

Ladies don't have one night stands, it's just the first night of a meaningful relationship which just might only last one night ;)

You didn't like Kenny Rodgers in the 90's did you?

She wasn't keen on the Kenny, just the Roger ;-)

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Ladies don't have one night stands, it's just the first night of a meaningful relationship which just might only last one night ;)

You didn't like Kenny Rodgers in the 90's did you?

She wasn't keen on the Kenny, just the Roger ;-)

Nah I had a memorable night to the Paul Simon album gracelands though always makes me smile any tune from that album :)

 

[XxRachXx]

Ive never had one :(

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Ive never had one :(

I'll have a word with him Rach hahahah

Xx

 

[DelToro]

Ladies don't have one night stands, it's just the first night of a meaningful relationship which just might only last one night ;)

Go on then.

Tell us about your meaningful relationships.

All of them???

Lol my mate has just popped to the offie I don't have time ;)

I've got 10 hours till my flight.

 

[rushts]

Ladies don't have one night stands, it's just the first night of a meaningful relationship which just might only last one night ;)

You didn't like Kenny Rodgers in the 90's did you?

She wasn't keen on the Kenny, just the Roger ;-)

Lol.

I told this girl I was a fan as well ( as I didn't want to mess up my shag).

I'm there banging her from behind to ' You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille'
Then silence.... Off she pops. Turns the tape over... Hops back on the end of it... 'Everyone considered him the coward of the counteee'

 

[XxRachXx]

Ive never had one :(

I'll have a word with him Rach hahahah

Xx

Pffffft :p

 

[Pelly Greeny]

Go on then.

Tell us about your meaningful relationships.

All of them???

Lol my mate has just popped to the offie I don't have time ;)

I've got 10 hours till my flight.

Like she said, she doesn't have the time ;-)

 

[DelToro]

All of them???

Lol my mate has just popped to the offie I don't have time ;)

I've got 10 hours till my flight.

Like she said, she doesn't have the time ;-)

I know.

It was just the highlights I was after.

 

[Pelly Greeny]

I've got 10 hours till my flight.

Like she said, she doesn't have the time ;-)

I know.

It was just the highlights I was after.

Like she said.....................................