One Night Stands

[Bigga]

Twice.

Once with a gangster's missus, the second with the biggest t*ts on a woman I've ever handled!

The other 'one nights' have meant to be once, but they've all come back for some varying amount of time...

 

[CTID1988]

Don't have drunken one night stands , don't want to get done for rape the morning after.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Never had one. Am I missing out on anythin?

 

[DelToro]

Never had one. Am I missing out on anythin?

Herpes?

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Never had one. Am I missing out on anythin?

Herpes?

I've heard of that. Is it all it's cracked up to be?

 

[Pelly Greeny]

Never had one. Am I missing out on anythin?

Do you tell jokes as part of your chat up routine?

That'd explain why you haven't had one.

 

[DelToro]

Never had one. Am I missing out on anythin?

Herpes?

I've heard of that. Is it all it's cracked up to be?

Yep.

It's blistering.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Had one today as we were the lunch time kick off and there was fuck all else to do at 16:00 this afternoon. Went round, shagged her, out by teatime. Only shagged her as she has the biggest tits I've ever seen.

Her flatmate was shagging some lad off of Tinder. Delightful bunch of girls, thinking about it. Should probably amputate my cock before I go out tonight.

 

[mcmanus]

Ive never had one :(

Why?

 

[Pelly Greeny]

Ive never had one :(

Why?

Prefers bukkake

 

[kaz7]

I had one that lasted 3 days and nights,still makes me smile :)

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Never had one. Am I missing out on anythin?

Do you tell jokes as part of your chat up routine?

That'd explain why you haven't had one.

Below the belt that Pelly. However you may be on something.

 

[XxRachXx]

Ive never had one :(

Why?

Prefers bukkake

Ermmm i always thought i was better than that ... Now i think im doing something wrong haha

 

[Dicko69]

Never had one. Am I missing out on anythin?

Do you tell jokes as part of your chat up routine?

That'd explain why you haven't had one.

Below the belt that Pelly. However you may be on something.

He's definitely on something but he might also be onto something if you use your jokes as chat up lines, wouldn't surprise me if your a virgin

 

[TangerineSteve17]

:) I meant onto something. A happy mistake. Are you suggesting my 2 sons aren't mine? Just because I believe in immaculate conception.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Do holiday ones count...? Anyway, years ago on holiday with the lads, I ended up with a girl I'd met in a bar on Ibiza and woke up with a lad who used to drink in the Bridgewater in Worsley.

 

[rushts]

I had one that lasted 3 days and nights,still makes me smile :)

I'm only just sitting down properly now...

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Do holiday ones count...? Anyway, years ago on holiday with the lads, I ended up with a girl I'd met in a bar on Ibiza and woke up with a lad who used to drink in the Bridgewater in Worsley.

Was he good?

 

[toby]

Why?

Prefers bukkake

Ermmm i always thought i was better than that ... Now i think im doing something wrong haha

No your not doing anything wrong Rach and you are better than that .

 

[BlueBearBoots]

I had a one night stand lasted 3 months was fun :)