One reason to be cheerful

[There is a Light]

We are the leagues biggest "rompers" in a completely 100% bullet proof poll.

Unsurprisingly the Rags don't get much action, ugly fuckers that they are.

Sex-mad Man City

Fans 'romp more'

Something to cheer for after FA Cup defeat ... Man City fans have most sex

By HARRY HAYDON

MANCHESTER City supporters have the most sex in the Premier League but Newcastle fans have the least, says a poll.

Almost a third of City supporters have daily romps — making them the randiest in the league by far.

But last night they wished their TEAM could score more — after City lost 1-0 to Wigan in the FA Cup Final.

Chelsea fans were second with 24 per cent romping daily and Arsenal third at 22 per cent.

But just one in 20 Newcastle United fans did. Sunderland fans were second from bottom with just eight per cent hitting the back of the net every day.

And Manchester United followers weren’t faring much better — with just 11 per cent having sex daily.

The poll by sex-toy firm Lovehoney.co.uk found that 58 per cent of fans have had sex in front of a match on telly. Almost half had a half-time quickie.

A fifth had got frisky at a match but footie obsession is a turn-off for 32 per cent of fed-up partners.

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[Selbyblue]

I'd better tell the Mrs to get ready then.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Come on then, which of you lot were 'avin it in front of the telly last season seconds after Agueroooooooooooooooooooo!!

 

[cibaman]

A second reason to be cheerful, no "Will we sell our Community Shield ticket allocation" threads.

 

[Anonymous]

hehe ....

you can always rely on the Sun to provide you with a laugh ....

after the City first team have had first crack of course!

 

[dronefromsector7g]

I'm gonna be a Newcastle fan then.

 

[Lavinda Past]

A third reason to be cheerful?

At least we can be sure that Gollum won't be our manager next season.

 

[johnbmcr]

A second reason to be cheerful, no "Will we sell our Community Shield ticket allocation" threads.

bad news for the pre season points whores!

 

[johnny on the spot]

Fucking hell, the thought of us lot at it like rats.

 

[Stretford Born Blue]

Well I've been married 21 years, it virtually stopped after our second child and he's 12 this year, did they just ask 18 year olds....?!