One truth. What would it be?

[Barcon]

Stephen Hunt, would you like me to take my workboot off your throat now?

 

[Carstairs]

Where's the fucking remote?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

David, what does your hair really smell like?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Best you pissed up rag corpse bastard: I was right in line with the 'tackle' - You 100% meant to break Glyn Pardoe's leg didn't you you dirty twat.

On the same lines, I got to challenge buchan over his 'tackle' on King Colin - I confronted him in a pub on Bridge Street a couple of years later. He told me to f*ck off - Just as we all thought - Guilty as charged. I got barred... just wish I'd bopped the dirty red c*nt.

 

[Fbehbehani]

fergie which ref is your best player

Hahaha I like this one, good question!

 

[milly08]

To Ronaldinho, did you really mean to score that goal against England at the 2002 World Cup or was it a cross?

 

[daveduke67]

Genie: You have one question that will be answered truthfully.
Me: Truthfully, no twists, spins or abiguous answers?
Genie: No twists, spins or ambiguitty.
Me: I'd like to know if...
Genie: Errr you've asked your question and had an answer now fuck off.
Me: Bollocks

 

[crizack]

mr gypsy twat keane, do you think it was right to criticise de jong for his tackle on harfa with what you done to haaland?

 

[Fame Monster]

Martin Atkinson:

How much did you get paid for those seven minutes?

 

[waterloo blue]

Clayton Blackmore-Does no mean no?