Opening ceremony

[nw42]

It would be nice if Boris gets hit by a stray javelin. Nothing serious or life threatening, just a comedy injury like a Javelin sticking out of one of his arse cheeks.

You saved that at the death, I was just thinking how unpleasant you were being but was suddenly confronted with that very image, class.

 

[City Raider]

up next madeupistan

 

[Blu KB]

Wow!
Rewind to the close up of the girl in the Kuwait team.

Stunner!

Did a little rewind myself.

 

[Lavinda Past]

prince albert....

 

[Ruhr]

Wow!
Rewind to the close up of the girl in the Kuwait team.

Stunner!

Did a little rewind myself.

which sport?

 

[BlueMoonWalker]

I've never heard of too many of these countries.

Comoros and Eritrea???

I swear to God they're making these places up

Eritrea is near Somalia. Not got a scoobies about Comoros.

Comoros probably best known as where that hijacked plane crashed landed on the water near the coast caught on camera by a tourist on the beach.

 

[80s Shorts]

up next madeupistan

Little Englander ;-)

 

[bluemonkey71]

The grot has arrived. Moldova. 3 baggers

 

[Deleted member 14625]

Apparently there are 150,000 free condoms available in the Olympic Village.

And they expect to run out before the games are over...

My university campus was a bit like an Olympic Village. There were eight halls of residence around a big field on one site. Each hall had two floors of boys, ground and first, and the top two floors were girls. Our campus nurse used to run out of condoms on a regular basis. It was a proper sex craved little community. Great times!

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

You wink on special occasions?

Freak

It's how I react to being stoned, I turn into Harry Redknapp!

Nah, obviously I meant wank, I like to mark special occasions with a wank if possible.

You mums birthday ?

No, it has to be an event that is likely to be referenced at a later date, perhaps numerous times.