Opening ceremony

[Brisblu]

Just whistled "Blue Moon" and ripped the ringpull of another cold one!


(Another opening ceremony in about half an hour... and it is better than the one on the telly).

 

[2sheikhs]

I hope when they get to the age of the internet they tell the truth and show a load of blokes sat at their pc with their strides round their ankles because anything else would be a lie.

If thats an admission that you're masturbating right now, I'm telling Ric.

Not at the moment, we've got company.

 

[Rascal]

Im looking forward to the bit where Thatcher falls in the flame

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I can't believe anyone's bothered to watch the over-hyped embarrassing drivel while a rerun of MASH is on More 4.

I can't believe that you bothered to look away from your 40 year old repeats of tired Yank comedy to bore us with that detail.

 

[stony]

Im looking forward to the bit where Thatcher falls in the flame

Fire wouldn't harm that old woman. She spawned from the fiery pit and flames hold no fear for her.

 

[Brisblu]

Im looking forward to the bit where Thatcher falls in the flame

She then gets doused with those third pint bottles of free school milk... alas not enough anymore to put her out Rasc!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

So where are the Hobbits then ??

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Im looking forward to the bit where Thatcher falls in the flame

I wish.
Oh no - now the inbred nazi and the Greek racist are in da house.
I'm off to the pub.

 

[Rascal]

Thanks fuck for that, the Queen has made it past the #criticalmass movement at last.

#criticalmass are currently being beaten up by the patriotic police force and the disabled member was helped to being beaten up by a police medic.

Ant the ironic thing is they have relatives of the Pankhursts there.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Well I'm enjoying it so far, not sure about the French couple sat near me. They just have bemused looks on their faces