No actually I've been joking all along mate.
I know that the last Labour government borrowed 2/6d more than they should have, then they caused the global financial crash in 2008 and the Tories have been trying to sort out the mess ever since. If it hadn't been for the note from Reggie Maudling ( or was it Liam Byrne?) we might have had a chance but that really was the final straw.
And then on top of everything the Tories had the decency to call a referendum when there was really no need to and the people had the affront to vote for Brexit and now they've got to sort that mess out. Good grief.
And I tell you what else, if the Brexit negotiations go badly you know whose fault it will be don't you?
Not the Tories, but those beastly Europeans who won't gives us the economic deal to which we are entitled.
Gosh, it's a hard life Being a Tory isn't it?