mate, mate, mate, there is no life inside an piece of plyboard and an empty up turned glass. when you look at it logically the human will to believe in this shit is what makes things happen.
ghost are a joke, please see my list as posted in a previous thread.
rules for ghosts
1. they are nocturnal, cant come out during the day because its not spooky enough
2. they can only abide in old houses/pubs or derelict castles/hospitals
3. they cannot have presence in a new building that is light and airy and not spooky
4. they cannot haunt a building with cctv in it
5. they are only able to move a plate 6 inches to the left or push a door open slightly or make you feel a bit chilly
6. they can only make spooky sounds, conversations or joke telling is strictly forbidden
7. they must have at least one human idiot present to be believed
8. they must only be photographed in very vague lighting situations that can be easily explained away by intelligent people
9. they must only show themselves to small groups of people or people on their own, no large groups
10. they must have a decent background story and be interesting, morbid and grizzly, ghosts could never be of a happy soul or the ghost of a golden retriever dog that licks people