Our Goal

[pskilla]

i live in blurton and bloody hate the word DUCK i defiantly have no soft spot for stoke lol.

i just thank god that i still work in Manchester!

Good owd blurton........ended up shagging a bird from there about 15 years ago when i was 18. Met her on a night out and after i'd done the deed i ended up having a shit on my way home behind the BP garage across the road by the mini roundabout cos i didn't want to do it in the hell hole of a place that i'd just shagged her in!!!

Ps......you're not far from the brit then mate......ever been tempted lol?

What did you wipe your bum on, or didn't you bother wiping it?

 

[Impeccable]

If it was a cross, then it was a pile of shite.... If it was a genuine attempt to score, it was pure class.

I know which one I'm choosing... and it doesn't end in double 's'