Ferguson will be handed his retirement title, mass reach arounds will ensue, proclaimed the best never to be bettered. Whether we come second or third is dependent on Chelsea buying Falcao in January. RVP will go the entire season without sustaining so much as a broken fucking nail.
We had it in us to win last season despite the injustices. Playing as we are now we don't stand a chance. We need to be on our A game to overcome the bollocks and we're hovering somewhere around a C-. I'm praying to anyone up there who will listen that we'll get Silva back, Aguero will buy some studs for his boots and we'll storm off on a run looking back to our best, but it's just too worrying to see the team so disjointed and lost. Not to mention being probably the unluckiest team to grace the league at the minute. How many teams scored against us with their only efforts on goal? Deflections? Basketball? Phantom penalties? It's just been a steady stream of bollocks aimed straight at our face so far. And unlike the Rags last year, with a steady stream of decisions to help them overcome injury after injury, we're getting fuck all.
FA Cup and third again and I'd call that a great season to be honest. As long as we're in auto places for the Champions League because the way we're going if we have to rely on a qualification match we're buggered!