Owen to the Rags??? [Merged]

[Bongo Joe]

Could someone drum up a photoshop of Baconface reading the Michael Owen Brochure?

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1194209/MICHAEL-OWEN-BROCHURE-The-complete-32-page-agents-dossier-fallen-Newcastle-star-England-striker.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... riker.html</a>

There's the brochure. Page 1 in his hand with a speech-bubble would be nice :)

 

[Bigga]

bluemooner_mcfc wrote:
i dont know whats up with some of you big headed arrogant city fans? are you the new breed that have supported city since we got loads of money ?

michael owen i would take right this minute as his goalscoring record is superb still and ok he has been injured for a couple of seasons but FFS 2 seasons ago we would have been honoured to have such a player at city but some of you think we now have the devine right to sign anyone we want.

get real for fook sake and stop being so arrogant because city fans arnt like that and the way the " new breed" of city fans are i dont like at all so get off your high horse and get some fookin reality back because michael owen would be a great signing for any club including city.



come on mate don't talk shit Michael Owen is 2 injury prone why waste shit loads of money on him to lie in our injury room Owen was finished when he left Liverpool never been good since and thats a fact I wouldn't go near him with a 100ft barge pole the rags are welcome to him 2 seasons ago we would of been honoured yes but now no and whats wrong with soaking up all the glory because we are so rich and don't have to go for injury prone muppets like Owen u wanna go for Darren Bent Peter Crouch Heskey because they were ahead of Owen in the England team even when he was back scoring goals so fellow blues don't listen to this stupid comment ffs we are the richest club in the world and i'm enjoying every fooking minute of it and so should everyone else about time we had some luck.

To be fair, Sharpster is accurate about Owen. He was tremendous at Real. In his short spell I'm pretty sure he was at a 1 in 2 ratio and mostly started as a sub, because of his injury record.

Very handy player, when he's fit and if luck is on his side, he'll get them where they to be, next season.

Having said that, the Scum are CLEARLY clutching at straws...

End of an era and I've been saying so for the past years and half to every rag I know.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Still think Owen, on a pay as you play deal, would be a quality signing for any team....

 

[lee-mcfc]

cant stop laughing from ronaldo to valencia

from tevez to owen LMFAOOO

funniest day of my life.

 

[Maineblue]

To be fair, Sharpster is accurate about Owen. He was tremendous at Real. In his short spell I'm pretty sure he was at a 1 in 2 ratio and mostly started as a sub, because of his injury record.

Very handy player, when he's fit and if luck is on his side, he'll get them where they to be, next season.

Having said that, the Scum are CLEARLY clutching at straws...

End of an era and I've been saying so for the past years and half to every rag I know.

Something like 16 in 46, seen it before on SSN which is still good considering alot of those were scored coming off the bench.

More worringly for them is the fact that he's played 79 games for the Barcodes in the last 4 seasons.

No one can question the players ability but it's a matter of keeping him fit, I don't like to think ill of people but if there's one team in the world I don't want anyone to succeed at it's those cnuts.

Edit: accoring to Wiki it's 13 in 35 which is quite a bit better, hmm SSN or Wiki wouldn't trust either of them for accuracy.

 

[Bigga]

To be fair, Sharpster is accurate about Owen. He was tremendous at Real. In his short spell I'm pretty sure he was at a 1 in 2 ratio and mostly started as a sub, because of his injury record.

Very handy player, when he's fit and if luck is on his side, he'll get them where they to be, next season.

Having said that, the Scum are CLEARLY clutching at straws...

End of an era and I've been saying so for the past years and half to every rag I know.

Something like 16 in 46, seen it before on SSN which is still good considering alot of those were scored coming off the bench.

More worringly for them is the fact that he's played 79 games for the Barcodes in the last 4 seasons.

No one can question the players ability but it's a matter of keeping him fit, I don't like to think ill of people but if there's one team in the world I don't want anyone to succeed at it's those cnuts.

Edit: accoring to Wiki it's 13 in 35 which is quite a bit better, hmm SSN or Wiki wouldn't trust either of them for accuracy.

The trouble with those stats is that it doesn't tell you how long he played on average to make an impact. maybe that's why I feel he did a lot better than people think. At times, he got 15 mins here and there towards the end of a match or started, then subbed, by half time. I know he played mostly longer minutes in the Copa Del Rey.

Believe me, stats mean fook all. He was awesome in that league and I know he was gutted he wasn't given more of a chance.