P+++++d myself laughing today...

[bammy blue]

I notice they've chained it up so thieving rag scrotes and David De Gea can't shoplift it.

nope, they've chained the railings to the bike so the railings don't get nicked......

 

[solley attwell]

Re: Pissed myself laughing today...

Was shopping in Home Bargins today and came across this masterpiece...

Anybody else seen something this ridiculous....i only say this because its an adult size bike

Fcuk me that is ridiculous and it being as you say adult size,im sure some fcuker will come in there and nick the chain thats round the back wheel....

Ironic that its stacked beside other merchandise that deal with shite

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Just noticed the angle of the seat. Is it doubling as a butt plug?

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Just noticed the angle of the seat. Is it doubling as a butt plug?

Anyone who buys that bike can go and get fucked!

 

[waterloo blue]

Think that's bad,whilst in Thailand on holidays the bar man informed that Singha was half price during happy hour.
Never one to pass up a bargain,I told him to pass me one ;only to be confronted with the smiling faces of Rooney,Van Rapist and Scholes.
I paid up,and left the untouched beer at the bar.
Mrs.WB was non plussed to say the least,first time she'd seen me leave a beer in all our years together.

 

[Crouchinho]

Apparently the tires were designed by Rio Ferdinand and Darren Fletcher. Very thick with plenty of potential for skid marks

 

[kippax81]

Apparently the tires were designed by Rio Ferdinand and Darren Fletcher. Very thick with plenty of potential for skid marks

I laughed. I know I shouldn't have, but.............

 

[Pigeonho]

24 inch frame, isn't that a kids bike?

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

24 inch frame, isn't that a kids bike?

No it's Asian size. Carry on.

 

[ndjsleftnipple]

Wheels are falling off