P***ing in the sink

[whp.blue]

I hope I’m wrong but that suggests you’ve got a short penis as well.

penis"s are like candles
the more you use them the shorter they get
And I have very short legs

 

[inchy14]

why bother with the bag?

What you want him to do? It'll go right through his fingers!!

Has anyone pissed in the wardrobe after a skinful?

Yes, numerous occasions, pissed in bedroom drawers and even unzipped my golf bag once which was in the bedroom and pissed into that! Always seem to find the water hazards when i play..........

 

[Bill]

Has anyone pissed in the wardrobe after a skinful?

I pissed down a flight of stairs once convinced i was in the loo.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Is it worth starting a thread about shitting in the bath yet.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Not being a habitual sink pisser I only have one story about it. When I worked offshore we used to stay in a B&B in Blackpool the night before flying out. One winter it was freezing in the room, so cold I had to sleep in my thermal overalls. Having been to the Blob shop to watch Lionel Vinyl and then on to the club across the road for a few scoops followed by a bag of chips from the Greek place up the road I eventually went to bed. Waking up and needing a piss it was very convenient that there was a sink in the room, the toilet was some way down the corridor. Having pissed in the sink I went back to sleep and thought no more about it. Waking up in the morning I was confronted by a frozen pool of piss in the sink, it was a solid block of ice, the drain must have been blocked or the water in the trap had frozen. I tried everything I could think of to try to get the piss to drain away but all to no avail. in an attempt to avoid being blacklisted from the digs I managed to lift out the frozen block of piss and carry it down the hall and dumped it in the toilet where it fortunately melted. Nothing was said the next time I stayed there so my piss ice wrestling was successful. I try not to piss in sinks after that experience.

 

[Tbilisi]

I remember loads of people pissing in the sinks at MR and when we moved to COMs people tried it and everyone in the bog gave them a bollocking, never seen it happen since, realised that day the club had moved on.

For the York game me and a few mates decided to stay over at a hotel in York city centre.After a heavy night consoling ourselves to the fact that we may be getting relegated again I got up in the middle of the night to go for a piss and instead of walking into the toliet walked out of the room with the door slamming shut behind me.

As I was bursting and bollock naked I decided to relief myslef in the various plantpots on the hotel landing, moving along as they filled up.....as I was doing so a group of fellow guests from a Christmas party walked onto the landing.A bad day just got worse.

I really wish I had pissed in the sink I can tell you.

 

[yerwot?]

The Green party should include "p i t s" in their manifesto, the saving on flushing, and cleaning up of "overspray" round a conventional throne would save several whales.

 

[crazyg]

Recently, only at the Camp Nou.
In years gone by, staying in basic accommodation, at the arse end of nowhere, a sink in the bedroom was my en-suite for the night. Then the expenses system was overhauled (to save money) and our accommodation was booked for us. This, of course, more than doubled the T & S costs for our office!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Is it worth starting a thread about shitting in the bath yet.

I went away with work a few years ago.

First night frenzy it N.Italy - Lots of beer and Red wine later and back to the hotel; very shabby. One of the guys who was with us was particularly smashed.

Anyway, in the morning, I went down to his room, and as I got into the corridor I heard an almighty scream and saw the maid coming out of his room looking white as a sheet.

I went to investigate, and found what can only be described as a scene from a horror movie.

The shutters on the window were shut, so the room would have been pitch black with the light off. The maid had gone in and turned the light on, and witnessed the full horror of the scene.

The lad had got naked and climbed into bed, then clearly grand slammed the bed (s**t , puke & p**s). He'd got up to find the light switch, leaving red wine and chocolate hand prints all over the wall. Made it to the bathroom, got into the shower to clean himself off, then obviously fell asleep under the shower, wrapped in the shower curtain, whilst still covered in red wine and s**t. The poor maid thought he wad dead.

I still remember the smell to this day........

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Warning!

This thread may contain tales of piss. If easily offended, hide yer chips!