Pain in the arse plumbing customer - Anything I can do?

[Johnny Mars Bar]

One of the perks of being a plumber is that I can go round lots of houses and shag the housewives.

Anyway recently some bloke hired me to install a new shower. Pretty standard stuff, he paid me for all the parts etc but just as I was finishing the install his mrs said she wanted to 'test it out'. Now I know what that means. So me and her were going at it in the shower while this sad sack was at work and in the process she broke one of the parts.

I charged the fucker an extra couple of hundred quid - hardly my fault was it, blame his mrs for being heavy handed.

The annoying little fanny won't leave me alone now, keeps trying to ring me. I'm a bit worried his mrs fessed up and now he's trying to get a bit brave.

 

[Blue_eyes]

Hmmm tough one.........have you tried the agony aunt in the sunday sport?

 

[lazerblue]

you are Robin Askwith, i claim my £5

 

[Tuearts right boot]

What was the part and what was the cost. Couldn't you come to some arrangement or think outside the box and offer an easy payment plan, on the monthly so to speak.

 

[Summerbuzz]

It's how it works. You gave his wife a sore arse. She gives it to him. He gives it back to you. Circle of life.

 

[KS55]

Deidre writes…..
Dear JMB,
Sorry to hear of your problem with a shower head, but what you did with it is a very dangerous sexual practice, those things can be very powerful.
I suggest you read “Why you should not insert a shower head into your cavities” in Cosmopolitan.
Happy plumbing,
Deirdre.
PS What does ‘wiping a joint’ actually mean?

 

[BimboBob]

She broke it? Nothing to do with you? Judging by how much my mate who's a plumber charges I'd suggest you should absorbe the cost. Why screw him twice?

Unless you are screwing him as well? Do they have a daughter?

Bloody plumbers.

 

[Stoned Rose]

There are some severely gullible cunts on here.

 

[idahoblues]

She broke it? Nothing to do with you? Judging by how much my mate who's a plumber charges I'd suggest you should absorbe the cost. Why screw him twice?

Unless you are screwing him as well? Do they have a daughter?

Bloody plumbers.

Not Higgins I hope

 

[horlock_was_super]

I hope her husband is Harry Grout.

Plumber - Grout - see what I did there?

Yes? No?











Fuck it I will get my own coat.