Pain in the arse plumbing customer - Anything I can do?

[aguero93:20]

You've already smashed his missus's back doors in, time to get bricking windows and torching his car.

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

Pics ?

 

[yeseye]

Pics ?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Use lube next time.

 

[NZBlue]

Have you tried telling him about your (ahem) embarrassing condition and that he and his missus should probably go and get checked themselves? That might give him something more pressing to concentrate on

 

[snorky]

you are Robin Askwith, i claim my £5

I am Robin Askwith, and I claim your £5

 

[RiversideBlue]

One of the perks of being a plumber is that I can go round lots of houses and shag the housewives.

Anyway recently some bloke hired me to install a new shower. Pretty standard stuff, he paid me for all the parts etc but just as I was finishing the install his mrs said she wanted to 'test it out'. Now I know what that means. So me and her were going at it in the shower while this sad sack was at work and in the process she broke one of the parts.

I charged the fucker an extra couple of hundred quid - hardly my fault was it, blame his mrs for being heavy handed.

The annoying little fanny won't leave me alone now, keeps trying to ring me. I'm a bit worried his mrs fessed up and now he's trying to get a bit brave.

I feel your pain. I've been shagging the Mrs of a Plumber everytime he goes off to work. Lately though, he won't leave the house. Apparently, he's scared one of his customers is after him. It would be a big help if you could let me know when the issue's sorted. Keep us posted.