Panicking already ... Can we have a "Calm Yourselves" thread?

[BLUEMATT23]

Help.

Well Pam
How about saying it will just be like the QPR game but we score a little bit later.
This time from an Ederson header.

 

[SkyBlueCanuck]

I have experienced each of these final days and Cup finals the same way. It is the waiting that kills me.
I'm not timorous of the result of the match as I know that the character of the men in that locker room will never allow them to dishonour themselves with anything short of their best effort.
But the feeling is strangely akin to when the school bully told me that he was going to get me after the 3 o'clock bell. I wasn't afraid, but hearing that clock tick away all day nearly drove me mad. I just wanted the bell to ring so we could get it on.
Bring on Brighton. Let's do this.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Help.

Best thing to do is stick all the decent footy on that’s on today:
Villa v West Brom
Leipzig v Bayern (Bayern can win the title)
Derby v Leeds
Sunderland v Portsmouth

And in between the games and at half times, get your house/flat cleaned room-by-room.

Then not only are you occupied all day, you will wake up in the morning feeling good as your gaff is spotless. It’ll be a good start to the day tomorrow!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I suddenly woke thinking it was Sunday and my heart rate jumped up. I just want this over with.

 

[burning blue soul]

Best thing to do is stick all the decent footy on that’s on today:
Villa v West Brom
Leipzig v Bayern (Bayern can win the title)
Derby v Leeds
Sunderland v Portsmouth

And in between the games and at half times, get your house/flat cleaned room-by-room.

Then not only are you occupied all day, you will wake up in the morning feeling good as your gaff is spotless. It’ll be a good start to the day tomorrow!

Or, alternatively, may I suggest a litre of gin and some "mothers little healers"

 

[jimharri]

...decent footy...

...Leeds

 

[Metalartin]

The 3 stages of flappery to be aware of are:

Drink well, be merry, what will be will be.

 

[flook]

I have a very "interesting" Sharon Stone gif. Not sure it'd be a good idea to post it though!

you know the rules

 

[andyhinch]

Or, alternatively, may I suggest a litre of gin and some "mothers little healers"

This ^^^^^^^^

 

[jimharri]

you know the rules

I do indeed know the rules, that's why I'm not posting it!