Lord Pannick to represent City / Pannick's OJ-style Summation

[TinFoilHat]

"This case can by summed up by the immortal of his holiness Pope John Paul the second..."

 

[TonyM]

No-no, no-no no-no, no-no no-no, no-no we're not guilty. Ya-ya, ya-ya, ya-ya, ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, clear our good name. M'lord

 

[Impeccable One]

Y’r lord, in summation I submit to you that the prosecution by their actions have clearly exhibited bias and a desire to persecute the defendant by submitting 115 charges, which we argue are all in conflict with the actions and records of our client, when the prosecution could simply have registered 5 or at most 6 charges. This indication of extreme prejudice should tell you everything about their motivation, and the fact that they are taking this action on behalf of what is commonly known as ‘the bunch of red cunts’. Apologies for the language m’ lord.

 

[lasereyes]

The case was shitty
Victory for City

As we said on Bluemoon
Don't mess with Khaldoon

Masters was manic
When confronted by Pannick

Those PSR rules
They were made for fools

 

[KS55]

The Redshirts fight dirty
But they can’t beat a Bertie.
The PL is hurting,
At Pannick’s top Berting.

 

[mexico1970]

Pannicks on the A Team
Masters drinks his own piss

Chorus

Oh yeah muthufucka

Fades to the sound of Masters drinking his own piss

 

[KS55]

Your honour,
We have a pile of evidence which proves our innocence. We have banged on about it for ten years. The PL and the Redshirts just won’t take no for an answer. Tell them to fuck off, it’s over. If you prefer ‘cease and desist’ to ‘fuck off’ we are content with that.

 

[Pollock's Deft Backheader]

Over the evidence you've been poring, but Haaland will keep scoring.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

No-no, no-no no-no, no-no no-no, no-no we're not guilty. Ya-ya, ya-ya, ya-ya, ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, clear our good name. M'lord

One to start using, send it on to 1894.

Its simply catchy !!

 

[GaudinoMotors]