Paris 2024 Olympics Thread - 11th August (pg 430)

[WickyWain]

That's what you call commitment!

Imagine if he goes through the whole event as an unused substitute!

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Im really looking forward to a month of track and field and banal sports. I hope terror isnt an issue, what a shit thing to do to your own country.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Just come up on my phone about this. Coordinated fires have been set off around the network.

I don’t think it will just be protestors. Can see this being a very troublesome few weeks over there.

The French just can’t help themselves from setting fire to shit, can they.

 

[Brewster's millions]

The French just can’t help themselves from setting fire to shit, can they.

They do love a good fire, but it might not have been the French this time.

 

[supercity88]

Imagine if he goes through the whole event as an unused substitute!

I don't think that will happen. He said he'd give his right arm just to get on the pitch, and we know he'll deliver.

 

[supercity88]

They do love a good fire, but it might not have been the French this time.

I'd put my money on it being Enzo Fernandez.

 

[Nethermoor]

Schedule
26th July

Shooting
08:00 - 10m Air Rifle - Mixed Teams Pre-Event Training
09:00 - 10m Air Rifle - Men's Pre-Event Training
10:45 - 10m Air Rifle - Women's Pre-Event Training

Opening Ceremony
19:00 - Opening Ceremony

USA should be a shoe in for shooting

 

[jazzy]

USA should be a shoe in for shooting

Nah it's about accuracy , not spray n pray the American way .

 

[bluethrunthru]

Security so far - football fans smuggled loads of flares into a stadium against rules and set them off and transport ground to a halt by acts of sabotage ............ welcome to 10am day 3 ..............not going well

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

USA should be a shoe in for shooting

Not sure about that. They’ll probably end up missing the targets and hit the nearest high school.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Security so far - football fans smuggled loads of flares into a stadium against rules and set them off and transport ground to a halt by acts of sabotage ............ welcome to 10am day 3 ..............not going well

Do Liverpool have a team in the Olympics? They’re Scouse not British after all.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Who knew the French would win the gold medal in sabotage?

 

[The Colonel]

Do Liverpool have a team in the Olympics? They’re Scouse not British after all.

Yes they're favourites for gold in the Easily Offended and the No Shame comps.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Two trains stopped, both carrying athletes to the ceremony.

This has shit show written all over it.

 

[kaz7]

I love the indoor cycling the most along with the track events , giving the rest a swerve, nothing can beat 2012 london one though ,that was brilliant

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Nobody saw this coming, the French are usually so well disciplined and organised when it comes to organising massive sporting events. The champions league final went off without a hitch after all.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I love the indoor cycling the most along with the track events , giving the rest a swerve, nothing can beat 2012 london one though ,that was brilliant

Track cycling is great. I went to the national championships at the velodrome earlier this year, really exciting / fun afternoon out.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I thought Kante could put out all fires…

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

USA should be a shoe in for shooting

Can just picture the yank shooter walking out with an AR-15!

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Can just picture the yank shooter walking out with an AR-15!

That he got for opening a bank account and being a good boy.