Not wanting to go off subject too much but I NEED to get this off my chest. A girl who works for me went in to Colchester Town centre last weekend and came back moaning about the car parking, stating:
"I can't believe that I had to sit around waiting to leave town I only needed to pop to the bank"
When asked what she was talking about she replied.
"Well the sign said 'no return within 2 hours', so I had to wait and hour and half before I could leave!!!!!
Genuine story. Took me 3 days to stop laughing at her every time I saw her!!!!! She had walked round town until she had passed the 2 hours. When she got back to her car she found she had been given a ticket as her time had elapsed!!!! The traffic warden cancelled it when she told him why she was late, adding, can I tell this story to everyone at work.
Apologies for the diversion from orginal subject but it was pure gold.