If they're looking to restart the 'Just Say No!' campaign, then I think we've found the perfect spokesperson to showcase the horrors of what can happen.
Presumably to be a 'top' club you have to severely cut back on the silverware, write lots of official-looking letters demanding other clubs stop winning things you feel you're entitled to, and engage the outstanding candidate for village idiot in the supreme village of idiots, to spout crap to the media on your behalf just to keep yourselves relevant.
If unstable Liverpool are Andrew then Arsenal are Charles, thoroughly uninspiring and after crying for years to mummy about missing their chance to shine, proceed to cack the royal bed rather than step up. Whilst in the meantime we've been building our own monarchy and entire state and, quite frankly, there is little left they can do about it other than bitch and moan.