Paul Merson

[DTeacher]

We’d need to make sure it was armoured if we’re entering Bandit country.

Had enough of these chocolate jokes.
Time Out?

 

[DTeacher]

Not read the thread but are people now comparing Merson to biscuits ?

If so it's a clear win for the biscuits , obviously.

Nah.
This thread is now officially crackers.

 

[Vienna_70]

Paul Merson - What do we knead him for?

He’s crackers.

 

[oakiecokie]

We just need the Ginger Nut fit and we'll give the Finger of Fudge to the Jammie Dodgers.

Who the fuck do you think you are ... Len Fairclough ?

 

[dublinblue12]

Morphing into junior soprano

 

[jitsubluedan]

Had enough of these chocolate jokes.
Time Out?

I agree, think we should Breakaway from this Topic now!

 

[bluelol]

Soccer Saturday. So Paul turned the game off between City v Burton because he found it embarrassing and feels that we should have just closed the door at scoring goals against them!! What is this guy on?

 

[oldtimerdiscopants]

Watched the snippet on Soccer Saturday with big nose and champagne charlie bigging us up and Merton just looked as sour as you can get.

 

[asahartford1]

Soccer Saturday. So Paul turned the game off between City v Burton because he found it embarrassing and feels that we should have just closed the door at scoring goals against them!! What is this guy on?

What he is on, is well documented.

I don't dislike him at all, I do feel sorry that a human being in this day and age has been blessed with such little grey matter.

Premature dementia lurks.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Chops his breakfast on a mirror!