Peep Show

Yes! I got the box set an all for xmas, fucking loving it. I thought I'd seen all the episodes but there's loads I haven't seen.
 
Jez: "ooo Queeny, mmmmmmm *drops £10 note*......ughh ELGAR??"

Mark: "I'm just a statue, a dirty filthy statue..."

Mark: "I could get beat up, I could call him a Jizzcock, no thats just stupid, all cocks are jizz cocks really. It'd be like calling him a piss kidney."

Superhans: "This crack its......very moreish"

Jez: "I'm definitely not co-managing a pub called 'Free the Paedos'."

Jez: "And what do you want me to do after I've stopped pissing myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself?" I'M ORDERING YOU TO STOP!

Poo in the pool, AA meeting with Johnson, Safari park...all had me in tears.

My favourite by far though is where Mark has to present "Project Zeus" to the JBL credit board of directors (or something along those lines), he has nothing to present to them so he climbs out of the window and hides behind a bush before Sophie says that he should just come clean and say that he's been under a lot of stress lately.

"*PLAN B?* Why are you murmuring...I suppose you think its perfectly acceptable to murmur at someone who's...DYING! Yes...I'm dying I have brain cancer....*PLAN C??* goes into a spasm XD




Been watching it too much over the past few weeks, best £15 I've ever spent.
 
Some classic quotes in this thread, and I can see the Withnail & I influence as well, apparently Super Hans was inspired by Danny.

I watched the episode where Mark befriends the racist last night, one of the first ever episodes of Peep Show I saw.

"Yeah, and good ridance y-...y-you fucking...Nazi!"

"I'll tell you what Jez, this crack is very moreish."

"I can't believe you were gonna get me a kebab!"
"I wasn't."
"Well I want one now."
"Right...really?"

One of the best episodes, classic Peep Show!
 
Immaculate Pasta said:
withingtonmcfc said:
Big Suze. I say no more.

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Guess who her sister is?

Big Dave?
 

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