Jez: "ooo Queeny, mmmmmmm *drops £10 note*......ughh ELGAR??"
Mark: "I'm just a statue, a dirty filthy statue..."
Mark: "I could get beat up, I could call him a Jizzcock, no thats just stupid, all cocks are jizz cocks really. It'd be like calling him a piss kidney."
Superhans: "This crack its......very moreish"
Jez: "I'm definitely not co-managing a pub called 'Free the Paedos'."
Jez: "And what do you want me to do after I've stopped pissing myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself?" I'M ORDERING YOU TO STOP!
Poo in the pool, AA meeting with Johnson, Safari park...all had me in tears.
My favourite by far though is where Mark has to present "Project Zeus" to the JBL credit board of directors (or something along those lines), he has nothing to present to them so he climbs out of the window and hides behind a bush before Sophie says that he should just come clean and say that he's been under a lot of stress lately.
"*PLAN B?* Why are you murmuring...I suppose you think its perfectly acceptable to murmur at someone who's...DYING! Yes...I'm dying I have brain cancer....*PLAN C??* goes into a spasm XD
Been watching it too much over the past few weeks, best £15 I've ever spent.