Penalty Taker

[Chippy_boy]

If Sterling has more than a nanosecond to think what he needs to do in any given situation, he will cock it up.

He is only good in situations when he does everything instinctively.

His technique for striking or passing the ball is dreadful and gets worse when he actually has time to think about what he has to do

I was just relieved he didn't trip and fall over tbh.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Hands up who else thought he was going to miss!!

I have no faith in sterling scoring a another pen after all the ones he's fluffed.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Kev would have taken it but was too fucked.

Well, I don't know, he must been have really, really fucked. It's one kick, straight down the middle, lifted a bit, so that the keeper doesn't get his legs to it.

 

[Bluemanc100]

Can we get Anelka back?

 

[bluebanana83]

Get Yaya back to be penalty coach.

I miss Yaya for that. Every time he stepped up it was guaranteed. You could put your house on it.

Saying that there was a period where every free kick he was taking was going in as well.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Horrible feeling when we get a penalty. I’d rather we just give the ball back to save the embarrassment.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Fair enough but give it to the German then.

At least it would have been efficient.

 

[KS55]

"You can't practise penalties."
So snooker players cant practise potting
Concert pianists cant practise playing a concerto.
Bowlers can't practise bowling, nor batters batting.
For correct muscle memory, practise, practise, practise.
Our current record is disgraceful.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Get Yaya back to be penalty coach.

I miss Yaya for that. Every time he stepped up it was guaranteed. You could put your house on it.

Saying that there was a period where every free kick he was taking was going in as well.

Pens and free kicks have been abysmal for years.

 

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