Penalty Taker

Who should take penalties if Haaland is not on the pitch?


  • Total voters
    387
Haaland
Gundo
Whoever is playing center back
Eddie
The ref
The closest ballboy
Whoever is on commentary for BT Sport
Mahrez
 
Fairly obvious that no-one other than Haaland (and Mahrez) wants to take them. Which I find utterly bizarre.
 
I voted Mahrez but I thought the question was "who should not take pens under any circumstances".
It wouldn't surprise me that day after day on the training ground Mahrez notches up more successful pens than anyone!

But the one who should take them is the one who can hit the ball hardest. Shearer's technique outshines anyone jumping like a rabbit with a carrot up its arse, or a stuttering run that semi-stops or any other variation. Just belt the bloody case off it, but make sure the case is still on as it passes the goal line.
 

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