Penis name generator

[Dobsy87]

Bartholomew the Intimidating Pendulous Penis

Strangely enough, that's what I call him anyway.

 

[Mikeegrini]

Darth Vader the Flaccid Diddle o deary me

Poor mate poor.

Am I the only royal...
Prince Charlie the Strangely Proportioned Prehensile Tentacle

Try putting your penis name in what your name means

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I ended up with...... You are a super sexy hunk who has an 11 inch penis... AROUND... think about it.

 

[ashtonblue]

Tom Jones the Ultrasonic Photon Canon

funny as f**k

 

[BooksReject]

Tom Jones the Wriggly Jiggly Light Sabre.....fairly accurate, apart from the wriggly bit.

 

[Fanzone Danny]

Bugs Bunny the Ultrasonic Assault Weapon

 

[smudgedj]

Darth Vader the Sweet Little Salami

 

[robinhood CITY]

Prince Charlie The Magic Caterpillar

 

[Stevie's Wings]

Colonel Sanders the Great White Red Hot Poker

but when I ussed my forum name...

Sweetie the Tiniest Wee Winkle :-(

 

[Cotillion]

Horatio the Turbo Charged Battering Ram

 

[Mainestander]

Colonel Sanders the Nuclear Powered Planet Crusher

 

[Blue Smarties]

Attila the Ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction

 

[Clubber]

Colonel Sanders the Multi-tasking Love Sausage

I call it Dick for short!

 

[ibbo_mcfc]

Prince Charlie the Ultrasonic Protrusion

 

[skiddypants]

Colonel Sanders the Hedonistical Prehensile Tentacle

 

[bluemooncol]

Colonel Sanders the Strangely Proportioned Electric Organ

 

[kippax88]

Willy the Terrifying Battering Ram

 

[Man1City]

Achilles the Ultrasonic Assault Weapon

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Willy the Terrifying Battering Ram

That got me a few funny looks!

 

[BlueMoonRiseInn]

Colonel Sanders the Strangely Proportioned Electric Organ

 

[Bluemoon115]

Uncle Wizzo the Sugar Coated Electric Organ