People who make you want to put your foot through the TV screen

[TCIB]

Anyone associated with reality tv
Ant n Dec
Cowell
Holden
Corden
Zoe Ball
Clark Neal
Nesbitt
Ross
McIntyre
Chris Evans
Winkleman
Bradley Walsh
Gemma Collins

and I don't know why, but Neil Morrissey winds me up.

Good shout on Ant n Dec. They may be top blokes off screen possibly but they are just achingly tedious, sterile and sanitised. None of their "witty" jokes hit home, even the ones that aim to be casual, its just boring af. There is no edge to them at all. If they were a lager they would be some american ultra light non alcoholic crap.

I can't comment on the others as i don't watch tv as such, anything i watch is on my plex server. I can imagine most of them are in the same boat as Ant n Dec. I do think Bradley Walsh is the least twattish of them that i know of. Seen him bite his lip in legitimate frustration with folk on tv before, you can tell when he wouldn't piss on someone if they were on fire.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Naga Munfuckingchetty with her different expensive outfit every day contrasting with all the other presenters on the same money especially Dragarse Mike who just wears the same blue suit and shite-brown shoes.
Plus her annoying habit of having to say something on every matter whether she knows anything about it or not especially football things like VAR offside or even which club plays where. Then she has to shout 'bye' out loud to everyone interviewed in the studio or out.
And while she is doing that she always makes me shout out my first swear words of the day at the tv. Only Mahrez makes me swear st the tv as much as her.

All those on breakfast time mate, not just Naga

 

[Fordyboy46]

Alan Titchmarsh

 

[Mr Partridge]

Cant believe we are 9 pages in and nobody has mentioned the utter utter twat that is Leigh Francis aka Keith Lemon? Or does he just go without saying?

 

[urban genie]

How dare you?

You seen the lazy fuckers new series, half hearted with a bit of finger licking.

Novelty of her flirting with the camera wears off quite quickly when you realise the food she makes is average to poor

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Richard Ayoade

 

[Out on blue 6]

Phew just gone back a few pages to make sure that Cockney rag Olly Murs was in

 

[kaz7]

Richard Ayoade

Yes and all the other comedians who turn up on every show

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

All the above plus 95% of everybody else on TV with, a special mention for the sanctimonious Dermot O'Dreary.

 

[urban genie]

Danny murphy