Pep's lucky escape

[MarsLlama]

I was genuinely worried this was going to be a moaner thread about how last night's 'undeserved' win saved Pep's job for a few more weeks or some other shit. Sorry.

 

[CrownPointBlue]

Was it tracking back ?

 

[sir baconface]

Two more bollards popped up in front of Arsene Wenger.

But he didn't see them.

 

[burning blue soul]

We really do have the worst bollards in the league and it's frankly unacceptable.

Txiki and his Spanish mate have had years knowing their mate was coming yet have done nothing to get the right bollards in.

Chelsea will walk it this season because their bollards are so much better.

Would never have happened in 2012........

these bollards are new, straight out of the academy...they will learn or they will be shipped out on loan to the continent!! a year in a spanish car park will do them good!!

 

[rabby]

Peps own fault I heard he demanded that one operate as a false bollard and obviously this caused confusion and they didn't know what the other was doing.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

hardly as serious as Van Persie now is it? not like he could have died or anything...

Imagine the carnage if there had been a ball loose and it had bounced around hitting people on the head. I imagine pep squeezed his kids that little bit longer and tighter last night. #therebutforthegraceofgod.

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Has anyone mentioned the average age of the bollards yet?

 

[Bayblue]

Makes a change from the bollard like performances of some of our central defenders recently.

Btw - anyone see that Garth Crooks put both Ota and Kola in his team of the week??

 

[The Pink Panther]

Pep's fault

The four bollard system was working perfectly well and then he swapped it for a three

 

[sir baconface]

Further proof of the agenda.

 

[Blue Mist]

Has Tony Pulis mentioned how much the bollard cost yet ?

 

[sir baconface]

If Dave Whelan had been driving, it could have broken his leg.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

A Txiki signing no doubt.

 

[rabby]

Hearing UEFA have fined us £2 million for the bollard coming up late

 

[jimharri]

I bet they're Nike bollards. The Umbro ones we had before were more stylish.

 

[west didsblue]

Maybe we should get one of the bollards to play up front to do the Dzeko lamp post role.

 

[yeseye]

I want some answers!
Who is our bollard partner these days by the way?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Hey had a lucky escape when he didn't phone the old piss can back about the rags job.

 

[Pam]

They're Rag bollards. They just wait for a sky blue car or van to go and over and then malfunction on purpose.

So true. We are talking conspiracy of rag bollards. Donald Trump has tweeted as much.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

A bollard with taste. I don't blame it for attacking a "people carrier". C'mon Pep, you can do better than that.