Pesky charity workers

[davymcfc]

A scarf!? That's just wrong.

 

[MCFC BOB]

Did you complete it with a punch to the ovaries?

Speaking of Harry Potter...

As I was replying to this thread I noticed that you'd mentioned those two words that will haunt me until I finally reach my last day on this rock, but I thought I'd bring myself into the conversation with an "I'm-not-sexist-but-I'll-make-tongue-in-cheek-sexist-jokes-anyway" joke, and here I am regretting that.

 

[Fame Monster]

I usually feign interest and invite them in. I have quite a collection of them now in my cellar.

Yeah, I was thinking of inviting her in because the conversation was strangely sexualised.

She kept telling me about all these children having sex with 'manipulative predators'. I felt like saying, 'fair play to them, I haven't had a shag in weeks'.<br /><br />-- Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:23 pm --<br /><br />

Did you complete it with a punch to the ovaries?

Speaking of Harry Potter...

As I was replying to this thread I noticed that you'd mentioned those two words that will haunt me until I finally reach my last day on this rock, but I thought I'd bring myself into the conversation with an "I'm-not-sexist-but-I'll-make-tongue-in-cheek-sexist-jokes-anyway" joke, and here I am regretting that.

Only joking Bob.

And to your question: no. I did not punch a charity worker in the ovaries in front of my house.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

I usually feign interest and invite them in. I have quite a collection of them now in my cellar.

Yeah, I was thinking of inviting her in because the conversation was strangely sexualised.

She kept telling me about all these children having sex with 'manipulative predators'. I felt like saying, 'fair play to them, I haven't had a shag in weeks'.

You should have given her a half smile, said "Manipulative predators, eh?" and winked at her a couple of times. They love that.

 

[MCFC BOB]

I usually feign interest and invite them in. I have quite a collection of them now in my cellar.

Yeah, I was thinking of inviting her in because the conversation was strangely sexualised.

She kept telling me about all these children having sex with 'manipulative predators'. I felt like saying, 'fair play to them, I haven't had a shag in weeks'.

-- Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:23 pm --

Speaking of Harry Potter...

As I was replying to this thread I noticed that you'd mentioned those two words that will haunt me until I finally reach my last day on this rock, but I thought I'd bring myself into the conversation with an "I'm-not-sexist-but-I'll-make-tongue-in-cheek-sexist-jokes-anyway" joke, and here I am regretting that.

Only joking Bob.

And to your question: no. I did not punch a charity worker in the ovaries in front of my house.

I usually feign interest and invite them in. I have quite a collection of them now in my cellar.

Yeah, I was thinking of inviting her in because the conversation was strangely sexualised.

She kept telling me about all these children having sex with 'manipulative predators'. I felt like saying, 'fair play to them, I haven't had a shag in weeks'.

-- Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:23 pm --

Speaking of Harry Potter...

As I was replying to this thread I noticed that you'd mentioned those two words that will haunt me until I finally reach my last day on this rock, but I thought I'd bring myself into the conversation with an "I'm-not-sexist-but-I'll-make-tongue-in-cheek-sexist-jokes-anyway" joke, and here I am regretting that.

Only joking Bob.

And to your question: no. I did not punch a charity worker in the ovaries in front of my house.

That's a shame. You could have given her a swift fist to the lower stomach and said "Tell the kids I say hi."

 

[bringer678]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD70Zaa3z-0[/youtube]

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

My wife made the mistake of engaging in a conversation with a pair of Jehovas Witnesses a while back. If spite of being a devout atheist herself she thought it would be rude not to listen to what they said.

I remember her telling me this and me nodding knowingly to myself when she did. Sure as eggs is eggs every fucking Sunday for the next four months they 'popped by' for a chat. She was reduced to hiding behind the kitchen door so they couldn't see her in the mirror as they looked in the front window.

It seems they can only bear witness to Jehovah, rather than a 33 year old woman cowering behind a door pretending not to be in.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Living just off a busy main road we get alot of this, anytime I'm in the house guaranteed there is someone walking around our street knocking on doors selling some shit.

The worst is since we removed our old sky dish off the house, we get harassed regularly by Sky Sales staff.

One guy knocked on, I answered with my city shirt on, he say: do you like Football sir?
I said: No.

:D

 

[Petetheblu]

I've completely removed my front door.......NO one gets the better of me!!!!
















If anyone has any spare jumpers.....

 

[Bluemoon115]

"Just wait a minute, I'll go and get (imaginary person who they've asked for)"

Then shut the door, and carry on.

The best is when they have a look through the window and see me sat there after a while, I just smile and wave.

If they can waste my time, I'll fucking waste theirs...