I can't keep up. 4 weeks ago Petrov was better than Bellamy, who we didn't need apparently, and Robinho, who as we know doesn't 'track back'. Then Bellamy scored a few and became Pelex10 which meant we could sell Robinho, he doesn't track back, and keep Petrov as sub. Petrov then played great Vs West Ham and became Pelex10 although he pointed to his shirt when he scored and some of us cried so he went down to being simply MaradonnaX7.658. Robinho was now forgotten, although we must all remember he doesn't 'track back'.
Today Petrov played ok, he even scored but not sure if that matters much in these things, unless you're Bellamy as he is still Pelex10, but he didn't appear to 'track back' much and he pointed to his shirt again :( Which made more of us weep.
So as things stand, in our eternal intelligence we have decided that, Petrov can go, now, no room for men who point to there shirts, it's fucking wrong and the sort of thing you'd expect from a rag. Robinho, he can go, I don't remember who he is, I'm sure he doesn't add much to our attacking options and his 'tracking back' is allegedly non existent. Which leaves us with Bellamy, thankfully he isn't injury prone and we can expect 90mins from him week in week out until now the end of his contract.
We don't need cover, Bellamy can't get injured, he's that perfect, but just in case we have Weiss, having not really played a game and being a product of our academy he is, naturally 'the new George Be...Sorry, force of habit from laughing at rags, he's the new Colin Bell and Kinkladze' although I suspect in 2 games time he will be deemed surplus to requirements along with Shay Given. Won't matter though as Bellamy used to play rush keeper for Cardiff boys.