Pettiest thing that you’ve done as a fan

[mancboy]

So one of the lads came over from a different site today and his only reason for coming is that there wasnt enough rags at the site he worked at to wind up and it got me thinking whats the pettiest thing you have done as a fan?

 

[flook]

once gave a couple of japanese tourists who asked me the way to old toilet directions to the cricket ground

 

[dronefromsector7G]

once gave a couple of japanese tourists who asked me the way to old toilet directions to the cricket ground

Lords I hope

 

[mancityvstoke]

Hiding Utd merch in shops....sad bitter blue **** that I am

 

[Corky]

Pissed in a pint pot on a works do when an MUn was slagging me off during a speech, took his pint into the bogs and gave him about 100ml more. He returned to the table to enjoy his pint and continue being obnoxious. I let him know when I left 6 months later and he went white.

 

[EastMidlandsBlue]

When it was my job to organise the work Christmas quiz, the bonus question was "How Many Premier League Teams come from Manchester?" The correct answer was 1.

 

[mexico1970]

Wore a silk scarf around both wrists.

Oh...I thought the question was "What's the prettiest thing".

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Around 1995. Kid was doing the walk of shame. Needed a quid. Asked him who he supported and he said united.

He carried on with his walk.

 

[Barcon]

I had about 13 Irish lads working on a job I was supervising a few years ago.
One of them thought it would be funny to wear a rag shirt one day to see how I would react.
Next thing you know, he was shirtless and his shirt was on fire in the back garden.
Not before I removed the badge so that I could chuck it in the urinal at the pub and film myself pissing on it for him to watch at the bar.
To be fair, he was a good sport about it.

 

[rickmcfc]

It involves a train and someone asleep. If you need to ask questions, then you simply don’t know