Pettiest thing that you’ve done as a fan

[Kippax77]

Was casually seeing a woman from Horwich about 20 yesterday ago who I discovered mid sesh had a red devil tattooed on her left buttock.
Well I thought it looked better covered..... in Man fat

 

[manclad]

I used to help my Dad do his UCD milk round on Higher Crumpsall each weekend and school holidays (1966-1972).
His instructions were to always close the garden gates for anybody who was a City fan.
And to always leave the gate wide open for any United fans, so that any local dogs could shit in their garden.
Petty ,but also amusing and satisfying to a City mad school boy.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I was in Piccadilly gardens many moons ago when an Indian guy asked me the way to old trafford so I sent him along Hyde road. He was walking.....

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

once gave a couple of japanese tourists who asked me the way to old toilet directions to the cricket ground

I was walking through Piccadilly Gardens once, wearing a City rain jacket. 2 Chinese female rags wearing replica shirts came up and asked me the way to the Swamp.
I put them on the 99 bus and told them to ask the driver to drop them off on Claremont Road / Lloyd Street

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I put rag tourists on the Rochdale tram at Victoria once. It was just coming in and I was “Yep, that one.” Even if they found out by Failsworth it was still an annoyance for them.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Another shite thing to do.

A United fan once spat in my face.

 

[Barcon]

A United fan once spat in my face.

I once had a Mormon sit on my face.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Drove through a big puddle by a bus stop where a load of Rags were waiting for a bus to go to the game and soaked the lot of them!

 

[idahoblues]

I once had a Mormon sit on my face.

Me too!

 

[york away to this!]

I had about 13 Irish lads working on a job I was supervising a few years ago.
One of them thought it would be funny to wear a rag shirt one day to see how I would react.
Next thing you know, he was shirtless and his shirt was on fire in the back garden.
Not before I removed the badge so that I could chuck it in the urinal at the pub and film myself pissing on it for him to watch at the bar.
To be fair, he was a good sport about it.

You sound like a right ****.
Well done!