Phil Jones birthday presents

[tolmie's hairdoo]

The legend that is Phil Jones is 21 today.

A player of unique quality, we may never see his like again.

But what to get the player who seemingly has it all?

How about a fucking first touch, you simpleton bastard!

 

[TCIB]

Insulting the great Phil Jones ?, that's a paddlin.

 

[another generation]

A cover for the gaping hole that is his mouth. Wouldn't want him to inhale any noxious substances.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

A lifesize full colour cut-out of Kun Aguero.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Plastic surgery

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

An Anti-Gormless Twat device?

 

[AntiUnited]

An Anti-Gormless Twat device?

i just laughed out loud in the office :S

 

[sergiokun]

Plastic surgery

Lol

 

[bammy blue]

A new ankle would be a start I suppose...... Made of fucking glass that ****!

 

[THFC6061]

Why is it that in every picture of Phil Jones he looks like the guy who's just seen the Creature from the Black Lagoon for the first time?