Pick 6 fantasy dinner guests.....

[Pigeonho]

Me
Mi mam
Mi dad
Mi gran
A bucket of Vindaloo
Errr, and Gazza

 

[grifter]

The goat, barack obama, lee mack, paddy V, morgan freeman and pele. Bit of a sausage fest but it would be banterous and you'd hear some good stories.

 

[McKenzie'sGoalWasBetter]

Mrs T because she is one of my all time heroes and would keep the rest in line if it got out of hand. Can anyone honestly not want to know what her innermost thoughts were? I mean, she let a fella starve to death for her take on the good of the country, remember people i said 'her take'.

She let 10 men starve to death.
She armed murder squads and sanctioned a shoot-to-kill policy in Northern Ireland, a part of the UK, against British citizens/subjects.
She sent young British soldiers to war in the Falklands, hundreds of British and Argintinian soldiers died, to raise her popularity to win an election.
She destroyed the Unions, slashed health and education budgets and sold of all the public assets to her cronies.


Feel free to add to the list.


Thatcher Thatcher milk snatcher.

 

[acquiesce]

Noel Gallagher
John Cleese
Tom Baker
Bill Murray
George Patton

whoops and Marilyn Monroe

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Noel Gallagher
John Cleese
Tom Baker
Bill Murray
George Patton...... some transvestite

you schizophrenic or you just cant count at present?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Sir Ranulph Fiennes
Ozzy Osbourne
Sir Michael Gambon
Dame Helen Mirren
Sir David Attenborough
Kathy Burke

This, but I'd fuck Mirren off and put in Kenny Powers. He's in, she's fucking out.

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

Nothing was said about them being fictional!

Jesus
The holy prophet Mohammed
Brian blessed
Begbie off trainspotting
Ezio auditore (assassins creed game)
James may


... a bust up between James may and begbie will occur after Jesus turns begbie's special brew into wine and James may says 'special brew is for blaggards'

 

[McKenzie'sGoalWasBetter]

Nelson Mandela
Fidel Castro
George Galloway
Paul Weller
Billy Connolly
Demi Moore

 

[Meester Pees]

Nothing was said about them being fictional!

Jesus
The holy prophet Mohammed
Brian blessed
Begbie off trainspotting
Ezio auditore (assassins creed game)
James may


... a bust up between James may and begbie will occur after Jesus turns begbie's special brew into wine and James may says 'special brew is for blaggards'

Then he'd ram a glass up James May's nose. Though I think the original altercation would result from Buckfast rather than spesh. Nah, but you've already covered that coz Jesus would turn Begbie's special brew into buckie...or maybe Sanatogen..or God forbid, Eldo. Either way, good call, I'd want to be on the guest list for that soiree.

Who would I invite? Fuck knows... Alexander Trochhi maybe, Andrea Dunbar fersure, Anna Kavan, n that'd be it probably, can't think of any wanker else I'd want there. I'd probably have a dig with Alex & Anna, so, realistically, genius that she undoubtedly was, there'd be little point of Andrea being there coz the conversation wouldn't be up to much. Still, my choice, what?

 

[scowy68]

Adolf Hitler.
Josef Stalin.
Bernard Manning.
Marilyn Monroe.
Oliver reed.
Clint Eastwood.