Pick your emergency government

[remember arthur mann]

PM - Andy Burnham

Chancellor - Richard Burgon

Brexit minister - Boris Johnson

International Trade minister - Douglas Alexander

Home secretary - Jeremy Corbyn

Foreign secretary - Tony Blair

Health - Diane Abbott (I know, I know, but she's much smarter than given credit for)

Education - Mims Davies

Environment - David Cameron

Northern Ireland secretary - Karen Bradley

Scottish secretary - Nicola Sturgeon

Imagine that Cabinet meeting.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

If all the soldiers wore number 7 on their uniforms would it be a right wing military coup?

Right, Left and Central, like Raheem.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Headed by whom?

Ian Lavender.