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[shemnel]

Gundogan: "I just can't look, he's a monster"

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Zabba: "What d'ya reckon Serg? Face ON, face OFF. Face ON, face OFF"

 

[typicalcity...]

Reason they're actually looking like that is because of the barca players were complaining to officials about agueros 'handball'.

Kolarov was telling Sergio to walk away and join them as the ref might reverse the decision with Sergio talking to Ter Stegen.

 

[BufordUSABlue]

Zab is saying "look he's not as good a finisher as you but you can't deny he's cute"

Made me chuckle

 

[BufordUSABlue]

Has to be a few witty ones for this taken from the BBC website

Stones: "alright lads, what we doing here, shall I get Willy?"
Stones: "oh alright Serg, I didn't see you there, what you doing?"

All in that "I'm from Yorkshire" accent :-))

 

[GaudinoMotors]

"gottle o' gear"

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

I said 'Jesus couldn't cross!', not ' Put Jesus on the cross!!' FFS!! No, I won't go to heaven !!

 

[cucumberman]

Come on Kun, kiss him quick!

 

[BlueMojito]

Look, no it wasn't f***ing handball, that was his father-in-law.

 

[Bozo]

Has to be a few witty ones for this taken from the BBC website

"Well Jesus, he is alive, we've tracked him down, and he's here tonight"

 

[Bruun]

Agüero, please pull up your pants now... And of course Zabaleta encouraging it!

 

[Ding Dong]

Has to be a few witty ones for this taken from the BBC website

Don`t tell him Pike !

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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Yer out-voted, Kun. 'Tis either you or Jesus in nets. Willie's up front v. Boro!

 

[stonerblue]

Has to be a few witty ones for this taken from the BBC website

'See Kun, he really is the resurrection.'

 

[stonerblue]

 

[EddieR]

Now tell Kun Honestly, was it you who insulted his mate Leo?

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

red rover red rover I call kun aguero over

 

[scousemanc]

"Pay very careful attention Jesus while Sergio explains what a goal is"

 

[kippax81]

Zabba : "Is that the fooker that shagged yer missus?"

Jesus : "Si senor... eez im!"

KDB : "Little twat"

Nico : "Bastardo"

JS : " 'old mi back lads"

Ilky : "kinell, hope they don't mention that it was me that grassed him up. We all know what snitches get"

 

[i kne albert davy]

Look Serg this is the only Jesus not comfortable with a cross.