MUEN back page - "STRUGGLING MONEYBAGS SQUEEZE PAST AN OFF FORM SUNDERLAND."
Struggling Manchester city today managed only 5 goals past an off form sunderland, leaving many fans questioning mancinis sporadic decisions in the dressing room, where our insiders can report off bust ups, arguments over vending machines and certain players even being charged with causing a mass brawl in the canteen when one player suggested to Mr.balotelli that his "sausage looked tiny". All these problems are ongoing and if they do not stop, it is believed the sugardaddy of middle eastlands will be forced to pack his bags and leave the noisy neighbours and make a short trip to old trafford, which is definitely in Manchester.
If this is true, then we can yes please Samantha, ill have two sweeteners aswell, we can expect every Manchester city player...ever, to explode, as without their sugardaddy, there will definitely be no fans for them to play for, because every Manchester city fan is a plastic fan who doesn't even come from gorton. It's even believed there are around 17-19 fans within salford (which is deffo in Manchester our kid), which many people now believe is the end off Manchester city as foreign fans a now ride within eastlands. So there we are, a full review on yesterdays lucky win, and as you will see, it is clear by the tactics used that yesterday should be remembered as a fantastic day in history for the moneybags and Mr mancini needs to drastically please sell tevez back to us
Please!