Piles

[kaz7]

go on embarrasing bodies live so we can all have a look! failing that get some cream and suppositries(as there are usually internal ones as well as the ones you can feel) and eat lots of fibre so you aren't straining when you poo

 

[BWTAC]

An old mate of mine was getting his Plymouths inspected off Dr Shipman a couple days before he was arrested, he said he just shoved them back up whilst complaining about the media outside his surgery.

 

[cupidstunt]

Vitamin E capsules. Pierce them and apply the oil. Apparently...

Braver man than me to do this. Why would you want to pierce veins? TCP lotion in a nice hot bath. I did this before I had a operation to cut them out. Weeks of pure agony afterwards. Prayed for the piles back instead of the after pain of the op. Was'nt so keen on the male doc shoving his finger up my arse for an examination either. But at least he wore rubber gloves.

Definitely don't do self surgery. Not sure I fancy TCP either.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Had them a few years ago. Went to work one day and felt one burst or start bleeding. Drove home and thinking on my feet ran up stairs to my daughters room and grabbed one of her 'girly things' peeled off the paper and stuck it over my arse like a big plaster. Now I didn't realise that the wings go on the outside. Upon returning home I told wifey with one of those 'I'm a clever twat' type of looks on my face.That soon changed as she tried to remove sticky panty liner from the piles and hairs of my arse.Tears and claret everywere

 

[Helmet Cole]

I tend to lay off the bumming and fisting for a couple of weeks until they calm down. It's also worth sanding down your pet gerbils claws so they are not so sharp.

 

[jimharri]

This should shift them;

That scraper blade on the end would come in handy.

 

[marco]

a secret remedy is to apply a thin layer of nitromors paint striper, it does what it says on the tin with this little beast

 

[TCIB]

Never had em, this thread is making me gag so i'm off :)

 

[scousemanc]

You could try visiting your doctor? Nah, silly me. Ask a bunch of strangers on the internet.

 

[kp789]

Wake up in the mornings with a right sore arse sometimes. Give it a wipe wipe to ease the discomfort but it aint the best.