Pixie lott

[jimharri]

after using google to find out about what a turkey slap is, i can confirm that i'd attempt do issue one to pixie myself.

She might reciprocate with a teabag!

 

[Cellarite]

after using google to find out about what a turkey slap is, i can confirm that i'd attempt do issue one to pixie myself.

She might reciprocate with a teabag!

a bit of seagulling on pixie's part wouldn't go amiss either. caw caw.

 

[jimharri]

a bit of seagulling on pixie's part wouldn't go amiss either. caw caw.

Had to google that one!
*makes mental note to try to get out more*

 

[Cellarite]

a bit of seagulling on pixie's part wouldn't go amiss either. caw caw.

Had to google that one!
*makes mental note to try to get out more*

having googled it myself to make sure what i was on about was right, i can say that the lad in the warehouse where i work has misled me. the way he said it, the female was a willing participant and there was no mention of face slapping. more the art of catching if you follow. the more eager seaguller will enhance the occasion by cawing like a seagull as she tries to catch.

 

[billy_big_spuds]

Some on here are a set of nobs.
Some wouldn't do Pixie Lott? Yeah fucking right.
Most men would shag Vanessa Feltz if they knew nobody would ever find out.

Fussing over somebody this fit.........????
Bollocks.

 

[citymadmad]

Some on here are a set of nobs.
Some wouldn't do Pixie Lott? Yeah fucking right.
Most men would shag Vanessa Feltz if they knew nobody would ever find out.

Fussing over somebody this fit.........????
Bollocks.

you are on your own......... you are on your own!..........

I would bang Pixie's back door tho!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

I would give her a mushroom stamp.

Verb: An act occurring after anal intercourse, where the man removes his "Mushroom"-headed warrior from his female participant's rectum or balloon knot, and proceeds to take his poo-stained man-pole, and slaps his partner in the face or forehead (whatever preferred), leaving a mark (or stamp) in the shape of the tip of the distributor's dong (mushroom-esque);

"When I was finished penetrating her poop shoot, I used her rectal leftovers to give her a Mushrrom Stamp"

 

[citymadmad]

I would give her a mushroom stamp.

Verb: An act occurring after anal intercourse, where the man removes his "Mushroom"-headed warrior from his female participant's rectum or balloon knot, and proceeds to take his poo-stained man-pole, and slaps his partner in the face or forehead (whatever preferred), leaving a mark (or stamp) in the shape of the tip of the distributor's dong (mushroom-esque);

"When I was finished penetrating her poop shoot, I used her rectal leftovers to give her a Mushrrom Stamp"

Ha..... I would give her a "spider man"? come in your hand then flick it up her back, like shooting a web!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

How about a Monkey Face where you jizz on her face and throw pubes on her face so they stick. The shouting of "Monkey Face!" is obligatory.

 

[BimboBob]

How about a Monkey Face where you jizz on her face and throw pubes on her face so they stick. The shouting of "Monkey Face!" is obligatory.

What do you throw if both of you are shaved? Armpit hair? Freaks. Sick freaks.


And Pixie, an average girl with an average voice. So yes...i would.