Who Started the Premier League ? The big 5 as they portrayed themselves Livarpool Man Utd Everton Arsenal and Tottenham . They made the breakaway for there own financial gains , they wanted more money for themselves , fuck the other 87 teams . They made the rules and they changed the rules to suit themselves . Them same 5 teams not one has been relegated and that same 5 teams have a bigger debt between them than the rest of the Premier put together . All was going well at 1st . the odd blip here and there but they was dominating the League title between 2 of them Man Utd and Arsenal and all was going well . But little old Blackburn with Jack Walker's money spoiled the party No problem it didn't last long , look where Blackburn are now Off they go again , but along came Roman Abramocvich and threw a massive spanner in the works . Chelsea Started knocking them of there perch , but fuck me lads we can't fuck about with the Russian Mafia . Lets go to Uefa and get 4 Teams in the Champions League . so us greedy bastards can get richer we can call us the big 6 Brilliant idea boys . Off they go again Lining there dirty pockets and fuck the rest . But fuck me along comes a filthy rich Arab and spoils the party , so the big 6 clubs decide to come up with a plan to stop the filthy rich Arab and his fucking team Man City . We will change the fucking rules boys Great idea , lets go to our mates at Uefa and sort these Bastards out once and for all . Brilliant our kid . Brilliiiiiant my scouse mate we will stop them . But somehow these Arabs are turning that Club down the road them horrible noisy neighbours into a Massive club , There winning title after title . there getting our fucking Champions League money , were not having this our kid are we lad , no were not lets have a chat with our friends Uefa . Ok boys . we will get them for cooking the books , Cheers Uefa were getting into big debt not getting OUR. Money off you lot . Man City and the filthy rich Arab are banned by Uefa so 1 of the big 6 can get there share of Champions League money to get the out of debt , well done Uefa , we knew you wouldn't let us down WOW what the fuck there taking it to CAS. Fuck me they've won it What the fuck can we do , them bastards have won 4 out of the last 5 Premier League titles and there getting closer and closer to winning the Champions League , one day the refs and Var won't be enough to stop them winning it What do we do boys Fukin hell our kid , we run this fukin Premier League lot . lets get them to sort them out and go and check there books with a fine tooth comb , even if it takes 5 , 10 years we will sort them out . After 5 years what you lot got we need this sorting asap Premier League . please hurry up were all in shit loads of debt . we need our titles back we need Champions League money . do something anything , Check the grass anything just stop them from winning all are Trophies and getting richer than us , please were Skint . And that my friends is the Moral of the Story .Corrupt Cartel of Wannabe Clubs and The Corruption of football as we know it .