Stoned Rose
Well-Known Member
Was minding my own business on a Musical Christmas Cruise on the Rhine in Cologne this afternoon when suddenly two rags appeared in front of me discussing last night's defeat at Tottenham
One of them was a young chirpy cockney, but the other looked roughly my age (60) and was Scottish. He was also wearing a United Christmas Jumper.
I wasn't particularly bothered but then I heard the Scottish bloke refer to City as "Cheats"
Purely by coincidence I followed him into the toilets, but without even turning around he locked himself in the cubicle as I approached the urinals.
To the backdrop of Jingle Bells I launched into
JINGLE BELLS
COPPELL SMELLS
MACARI IS A QUEER
I then returned to the top deck and sat with my totally oblivious Mrs.
His face when he came out of the toilets was fucking brilliant. Trying to look aggressive but he hadn't a fucking clue who it was.
Shouldn't laugh but I haven't stopped
My man.