Was acquaintances with a very left wing couple a few years ago, and for some bizarre reason Biggles came up in the conversation and the husband, in all seriousness, with absolute venom, described this fictional character as a ‘cryptofascist’!
look mate i can do this colonoscopy fast or i can do it right but i cant do both lol
If we are using ale measurements to scale cuntness then a pint is way too small for him, stein, pitcher, firkin, kilderkin would still be to low, so he would be an overflowing barrell of a **** or an overflowing hogshead of a ****. As I worked at the hogshead in my younger days I would go for that personally although arguments could be made that of the vat names that hold more in the brewing process would be more apt for him (No pun intended ;)
Sums up the mindset of referees that in the aftermath of arguably the most iconic moment in Premier League history, Mike Dean’s first thought was ‘that’s a yellow card offence’. To be fair, I think he has said that had Aguero already been booked he wouldn’t have issued a second yellow!
I know! They were both scousers and the trembling way he delivered that word in his scouse accent still makes me chuckle to this day!
Unironically yes. A few others too, Famous Five, some Enid Blyton and Roald Dahl, etc
Dan Dare next I'll wager! Bastards!
