Plans for 2026

[denislawsbackheel]

Sort out my emergency tax code that the cunts have put me on as they seem to think I owe them despite being PAYE. Cunts

Is it savings interest tax,?

 

[Penfold the Duke]

Solo sexual and proud.

It’s why they invented the internet. Go for it I say!

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Less work, more life.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Having a baby.

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

A in Balmoral.

A in no morals?

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Quit drinking and wanking.

Yeah the drink splashes all over

 

[idahoblues]

. Finish the novel I am working on.

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[dickie davies]

Quit drinking and wanking.

What are you going to do with all that free time?

 

[franksinatra]

50th year on the planet so booked a 70 mile trail race for June. Foreign marathon somewhere (New York if a get in).

Cut down on the chocolate and spend more time productively, such as reading.

 

[117 M34]

Quit drinking and wanking.

 

[Eaststander1]

Quit drinking and wanking.

I've tried that recently, but i've failed miserably on both counts!

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

My plan is simple, still be here in 2027.

 

[dooie68]

Buy a Motorhome and go exploring

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Hate the rags, spitty, rat boy and the silly twat who parks her car next me, in a 95% empty car park, even more

 

[Tuearts right boot]

If I survive this cold/flu/plague then I'll retire, have a break then do something else. Maybe.

 

[Semper aggressus]

Stop arguing with the missus so often.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Stop arguing with the missus so often.

Not very realistic that mate.

:)

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Not very realistic that mate.

:)

It’s hard to tell without a photo.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

When the phone rings and your first reaction is "Oh FFS, what does that **** want?", I promise in 2026 not to answer and save myself all the hassle.

 

[TinFoilHat]

When the phone rings and your first reaction is "Oh FFS, what does that **** want?", I promise in 2026 not to answer and save myself all the hassle.

I'm tempted to change my answerphone message to this.