Player topic: Yaya Toure 2014/15 (continued)

[jimharri]

That's the thing I think is the least likely, wads of £50 notes and he only pulled off two for me, the others could have been euros for all she would know, and why would he pull his wad out, ooo er. tmjimharri

 

[Barcon]

Bit rude to yawn whilst on the job

Depends on what type of "job" really.

 

[kaz7]

Depends on what type of "job" really.

*Must not post a filthy post on a sunday afternoon*

 

[Why Always Ste]

Don't see the problem... I'm not ashamed to say it, I've paid for hookers all over the world whilst travelling.
Never forget bedding a Naomi Campbell lookalike whilst in Magaluf when i was about 17 :D

Come on YaYa up your game... you can get better than that.

Yaya Yaya Toure
Yaya Yaya Toure
So..before
You push into her backdoor
Oh Yaya Toure I think you should pay her some more

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

I liked the quote from his neighbour, about how his life would be hell from all the Local City fans if he grassed YaYa up.

What amazes me most is that we've now had 5 pages on this thread devoted to this boring tale, without (unless I've missed it) anyone noticing that at no point does the paper state that Toure was the man who showed up for these assignations. A call was made from Toure's phone (allegedly), and later someone turned up dick in hand. However, that someone is referred to throughout as "a man", "he", "the caller", "the client" etc etc. Normally with these kind of exposes the punter is named (Wayne had a small cock and breath like an elderly goat, etc), so I expect this story is even more of a pile of bullshit nothingness than previously thought, and that Toure was not the guy who showed up. Plus I refuse to believe that a 200k a week footballer would pick such an absolute munter. Apart from that lot though, it's as true as a Rory McIlroy 5 iron

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Toure.
Hooker, Hooker Hooker, Hooker Hooker, Hooker Hooker, and cake.

 

[aguero93:20]

Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Toure.
Hooker, Hooker Hooker, Hooker Hooker, Hooker Hooker, and cake.

Lol.

 

[blueincy]

What amazes me most is that we've now had 5 pages on this thread devoted to this boring tale, without (unless I've missed it) anyone noticing that at no point does the paper state that Toure was the man who showed up for these assignations. A call was made from Toure's phone (allegedly), and later someone turned up dick in hand. However, that someone is referred to throughout as "a man", "he", "the caller", "the client" etc etc. Normally with these kind of exposes the punter is named (Wayne had a small cock and breath like an elderly goat, etc), so I expect this story is even more of a pile of bullshit nothingness than previously thought, and that Toure was not the guy who showed up. Plus I refuse to believe that a 200k a week footballer would pick such an absolute munter. Apart from that lot though, it's as true as a Rory McIlroy 5 iron

And the 32-year-old regularly asked Sandra to send “naughty” pictures of her bum, she says.

Could have been a lizard for all we know...

 

[blueincy]

A spokesperson for Toure insisted the claims are untrue and that a pal had used his phone.

Earlier this year, the UN Goodwill ambassador told how it was “embarassing” when women threw themselves at him.

He said: “I hide. Sometimes I wonder what’s going through girls’ heads. It’s embarrassing.

"I escape from them. I’m married. My wife is enough for me.”

 

[aguero93:20]

A spokesperson for Toure insisted the claims are untrue and that a pal had used his phone.

@jimharri get on to him about royalties bud.