Player you'd like us to sign for non-football reasons?

[OJ Blue]

Asamoah Gyan has a mint celebration.

 

[mancity56]

Alan

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Neymar so we could rake the cash in.

 

[davymcfc]

John terry because he is a really nice guy.

 

[Glauber Berti]

Alan

this any day of the week

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Ryan Giggs as he's a proper pro, never on the front pages.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

David Beckham so we could all sing a song about him.....

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Rachel Yankey.

Over a 100 England caps and very attractive.

 

[NipHolmes]

Jay Spearing just so Tevez doesn't feel like the ugliest player in the squad.

 

[Kaiser Soze]

Laisa Andrioli mostly