Player you'd like us to sign for non-football reasons?

Cellarite · 2 Dec 2012

Angel Rangel - just so I could tell my lads that Angel Rangel's playing this week.

Damocles · 2 Dec 2012

Sort of non-football but Ronaldinho.

gordondaviesmoustache · 2 Dec 2012

hoyage · 2 Dec 2012

Shrek so we could roll him out at half time and let a randomly picked supporter throw stuff at him. Great half time entertainment for all!

dronefromsector7g · 2 Dec 2012

Rod Fanni.

Ourman · 3 Dec 2012

Mesut Ozil because my 17 year old daughter has a crush on him and she wants me to take her to see him play.

Sam. · 3 Dec 2012

Phil Jones.

End of thread.

jimharri · 3 Dec 2012

Ourman said:
Mesut Ozil because my 17 year old daughter has a crush on him and she wants me to take her to see him play.

xzbit04 · 3 Dec 2012

Waldo Ponce and this guy

Aphex · 3 Dec 2012

gordondaviesmoustache said:

Edin's twin sister?